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Ridiculous Things My Husband Says

Today, my husband walked into the computer room, and this conversation ensued…

  • him: So, [mutual friend] & I are going to go push my car. Do you want to come?
  • me: Is your car broken?
  • him: Well, no.
  • me: Why would you want to push your car then?
  • him: Well, there’s this strength exercise that requires a specialized sled with 45-pound weights on it & ramping up the difficulty while pushing it in 20-second bursts of strength & stamina. We don’t have that sled, so we’re going to take my car to an abandoned field & take turns pushing it. So, –
  • me: No.